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You know you have been a pet owner too long when...

Tell-tale Signs

The dog wants your chair and you get out.

You pick up poop and find yourself examining it for anything odd.

You talk nicer to your pets than you do to your kids.

Your parents are called the pets' "grandparents" and the pets are considered your kids' "brothers and sisters."

Your dog has a nicer coat than you do.

You don't go to a party bee-cause your dog or cat is sick and they may need you.

Your pet is on a diet and you're not.

You eat an ice cream cone and the dog gets a lick.

The dog hogs the bed and you're okay with that, your spouse hogs the bed and they're in big trouble.

The dog snores and you laugh, your spouse snores and they get a kick in the side.

Your pet's shampoo costs more than yours.

Your cat stays out all night and you're elated when they finally come home, your spouse stays out all night and there's heck to pay.

Your dog's haircut costs more than yours.

You've considered putting a Halloween costume on your dog.

Your dog coughs once and you take it to the Vet, you on the other hand have a fever of 104°, feel like you've been hit by a bus and you stay home and tough it out.

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