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Occasionally we Bees come across something we think is worth voting on. We invite you to consider the following ballot.

New World Leader

It's time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates:

Candidate A

Associates with ward healers and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B

Was kicked out of office twice.
Sleeps until noon.
Used opium in college.
Drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C

Is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian.
He doesn't smoke.
Drinks an occasional beer.

Which of these candidates is your choice? You don't really need any more information, do you? Click on the candidate of your choice to find out who these individuals are.